"I don't need the money, I really don't, but who do these bastards think they are messing with? You want to know what losers they invited? The dumbest Bush, Marco Rubella, wacko bird Ted Cruz, that stupid lady who destroyed Hewlett-Packard, and their puppet from Wisconsin Scott Walker. David and Charles must at least be up to their elbows in Walker's ass," stated Trump from Trump Tower, which was where he claimed David Koch was being held.
|Billionaire brothers Charles Koch (Top Left), and recently kidnapped David Koch (Top Right).|
The infamous Republican donors did not invite Donald Trump to a party.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) confirmed it had spoken to Trump, who allegedly told agents manning the perimeter around Trump Tower that David Koch "was only a little banged up and not bleeding that badly at all from the kidnapping, which is completely a joke between rich guys."
An anonymous FBI source that did not have permission to speak to TNA stated David Koch could be heard screaming "help me, Trump has lost it, Trump has... !" before being cut off when Trump threw his phone off of Trump Tower.
Charles Koch ignored our request for comment, but TNA has become aware of unconfirmed reports that suggested he was going to pay the ransom and had asked the FBI and local law enforcement "to stand down."