"My Uncle Bobby is the smartest man in my family. When I told him I was running for president he offered to help me with my campaign, because he is a totally classy and fabulous guy. So I flew him out as soon as possible from his home in the Sumatran rainforest," stated Trump, who shook the hand of the Sumatran orangutan at his left.
|Donald and Bobby Trump. (Above)|
TNA spoke to one of Uncle Bobby's primatologists and learned Trump's uncle required a lot of time on his own for silent contemplation, and exercised regularly by utilizing tree branches.
An almost jovial Trump did not seem to worry about Uncle Bobby's busy schedule and stated, "I can't wait to get him back to my place. He'll have some very major and critical things to contribute that will help me beat those stupid primates I am running against."