8.23.2015

Ted Cruz Warns "Atheist-Muslim-Fascist-Communist-ISIS-Liberal Terrorists" Will Destroy Religious Freedom

DES MOINES, IOWA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) took part in a special weekend broadcast of Jan Mickelson's extreme-right-wing Iowa radio show. Cruz used the platform to warn Americans "atheist-Muslim-fascist-communist-ISIS-liberal terrorists" wanted to destroy America, religious freedom, and Christianity.

"So I have a wonderful man and a true Christian here this morning, listeners. Senator Ted Cruz has a very serious warning for everyone who cares about the religious freedom to force their Christian beliefs on others," stated Mickelson, who earlier in the week suggested states should enslave undocumented immigrants.

Senator Ted Cruz speaking at the 2014 CPAC in Maryland. (Above) 
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

"I sure do, Jan," replied Cruz, who chuckled. "I know no one wants to talk about it, but I refuse to be afraid of warning my fellow God-fearing Americans of the grave threat to our Christian nation by atheist-Muslim-fascist-communist-ISIS-liberal terrorists."

Cruz added, "When Christians are not allowed to discriminate against gays, people of different religions, and people of different races based on their own religious beliefs there is something terribly wrong with America."

Mickelson and Cruz agreed the best course of action to combat the atheist-Muslim-fascist-communist-ISIS-liberal terrorists was "to have special tribunals to allow them to accept Christ before being executed."

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