8.06.2015

Republicans Eager for War Outraged Obama Compared Them to Iranians Eager for War

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republicans across the country continued to be outraged by President Obama's comparison of Republicans who want a war with Iran to Iranian hardliners who want a war with the United States. Fox News has led the outrage by calling Obama "unAmerican," "worse than Hitler," and "that Kenyan who stole the presidency twice."

"This is a new low for President Obama, who Fox News has given every chance to succeed as president," said Charleston Krauthammer. "And this is how he thanks all of us? Is it our fault he is a horrible failure at everything, and the worst president America has ever had?"

Iran (in green above), the place many Republicans and war profiteers want to send poor and middle class Americans in the next war.
(PHOTO SOURCE - Wikipedia)

Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR) also took exception and stated, "Just because I am trying everything I can to get us into a war with Iran, including writing a letter to hardliners in Iran saying I don't want peace, does not mean I am just like Iranian hardliners who also want a war."

Cotton was joined in his offense by Republican presidential candidate and fellow hawk Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), who stole some 2008 lyrics from his hawk friend Senator John McCain (R-AZ) and stated, "Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran."

Iranian hardliners expressed similar outrage at Obama's comparison of them to hawkish Republicans, who they called "a bunch of lying infidels, wealthy warmongers, and shameless war profiteers."

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