"I think it is clear I am one of the best presidents America has ever had. The Republicans have fought me on everything and have no alternatives, and I am still finding ways to get things done," announced Obama, who planned to make the renaming official next week.
|Mount Washington seen from Bretton Woods. (Above) (Photo Source: Wwoods)|
Obama added, "I'll feign shock when Republicans call me 'a dictator' and 'the worst president ever.' When you're outraged by everything it really loses its impact. I am not going reward adults who act like petulant children."
Republicans proclaimed their outrage and conservative media outlets led by Fox News quickly skimmed some Wikipedia articles to sound quasi-informed while they condemned Obama's actions.
President Obama also announced his desire to have his face added to Mount Rushmore "right next to Abraham Lincoln's face."