"I was just doing some cleaning around the house when a rubber smell coming from the bottom drawer of my husband's bedroom dresser caught my attention. When I opened it I found almost forty phallic shaped objects," explained former Congresswoman Bachmann.
|Marcus Bachmann with his wife former Congresswoman Michele Bachmann.|
(PHOTO: "Marcus Bachmann Michele 2Phankbone" by David Shankbone)
Marcus Bachmann - who was recently refused service at an Indianapolis dress boutique because the owner thought he was gay, and who runs a Christian counseling clinic in the Twin Cities that claims to turn gay people straight - declined our request for comment.
Michelle Bachmann said she was "happy to have such a great husband," and she hoped "Obama's reckless diplomacy with Iran" brought about the End Times "soon."