8.18.2015

Huckabee Escapes Psychiatric Confinement Again, Flees to Israel After "Oven" Statement

THE WEST BANK, ISRAEL (The Nil Admirari) - Once again, Republican presidential candidate and former Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee escaped from Bellevue Hospital, and somehow ended up in Israel today. Huckabee's second vacation from mental health workers followed his statement about Israelis being led to ovens by President Obama due to the nuclear agreement his administration reached with Iran.


"Not only do I refuse to retract my earlier 'oven' statement, but I chose to come to an illegal Israeli settlement in the West Bank and I am ready to make another 'look at me' statement," announced Huckabee, who grinned.

Huckabee at 2014 CPAC in Maryland. (PHOTO: Gage Skidmore)

Huckabee added, "The West Bank is Israel's. It just is. Because the Second Coming of Christ, my Lord and Savior, cannot happen until Israel is whole. I don't know what international law is and I don't care."

A campaign staffer approached a smiling Huckabee and gently shooed him away from the press and all of the functioning recording equipment they brought with them.

The Huckabee campaign announced the former governor would return only after he received assurances there would be no men with nets waiting for him at the airport.

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