"The Republican Party will surrender Dick Cheney and George W. Bush to the ICC to face war crimes charges for their actions in Iraq. All it asks for in return is to have Hillary Clinton arrested. Heck, we'll put Cheney and Bush on a plane right now," explained Reince Priebus.
|Cheney speaks at Camp Anaconda, Iraq in 2008. Credit: Magnus Manske|
Democratic National Committee Chairman Debbie Wasserman Schultz said the offer "was a little tempting," but she had contacted Hillary, who asked, "You called me for what?" and was not in favor of the deal.
Neither Cheney or Bush were available for comment, as Cheney was in an undisclosed location and Bush was painting a portrait of himself riding an atomic bomb.
Just over 69% of Americans offered to pay for a one-way trip for Dick Cheney and George W. Bush to face war crimes charges before the ICC if the deal didn't happen.