7.10.2015

Wisconsin Governor Walker Signs Budget Establishing Feudalism

MADISON, WISCONSIN (The Nil Admirari) - Republican Governor of Wisconsin Scott Walker signed a $73 billion two-year budget today that will establish a feudalistic system throughout the state beginning in January 2016. The budget from the Republican-dominated legislature mandates all residents of Wisconsin who do not make at least $250,000 annually will be serfs tied to specific portions of land owned by a wealthy lord they are legally required to provide labor for.

"This is a proud day for Wisconsin, because everyone will have a job and be able to pass that job to their children and their children's children," stated Walker, who is expected to announce he will run for the Republican nomination for president on July 13th.

Scott Walker speaking at the 2015 CPAC in Maryland on February 26, 2015
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

Walker added, "In the coming weeks, everyone in Wisconsin will receive their notice telling them what land they will be tied to for the rest of their lives. And it won't all be agricultural work, either. We have factories that need a lot of laborers, too."

An unidentified member of the press asked Walker if child labor laws had been thrown out like all of the laws protecting the wages and safety of the rest of the workforce.

"I will not stand in the way of children who want to work," replied Walker, who had to cut the press conference short to take a "good boy" call from the Koch brothers.

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