"This is why I love Sarah Palin. She is tenacious and has no fear of making up words and titles. I do appreciate that she gave me a heads-up about her only staying in my cabinet for about two years, but I will totally fire her by then," stated Trump, who stood next to a smiling Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin speaking at the 2014 CPAC in Maryland. (Above)
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)
"Mr. Trump is just such a true American hero. Both he and Alaskans know that by the time my first year is through there will be a silly investigation related to ethics, and I will eventually quit for 'the American people,'" said Palin.
Alaska called the rest of America following the statements made by Trump and Palin, and warned everyone Palin was "an expert quitter," "could count to 10 at least once a month," and "was dumb as a dead moose being eaten by a bear."