7.28.2015

Trump Says Palin Could Be in His Cabinet, Palin Puts in Notice

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced today he was considering former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin for a position in his cabinet, because Palin "is a very special lady, knows what is going on, and everyone just loves her." Palin thanked Trump for the consideration, accepted a position she called "Secretion of Fatherland Security," and gave her notice that she would quit within 2 1/2 years "just like in Alaska."

"This is why I love Sarah Palin. She is tenacious and has no fear of making up words and titles. I do appreciate that she gave me a heads-up about her only staying in my cabinet for about two years, but I will totally fire her by then," stated Trump, who stood next to a smiling Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin speaking at the 2014 CPAC in Maryland. (Above) 
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

Trump raised both of his hands and added, "But I still totally like her, and think she is a fantastic person, has a lovely family, and a bright future until the moment I will fire her. What? I can't fire members of my cabinet? Totally going to do it, anyway."

"Mr. Trump is just such a true American hero. Both he and Alaskans know that by the time my first year is through there will be a silly investigation related to ethics, and I will eventually quit for 'the American people,'" said Palin.

Alaska called the rest of America following the statements made by Trump and Palin, and warned everyone Palin was "an expert quitter," "could count to 10 at least once a month," and "was dumb as a dead moose being eaten by a bear."

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