7.18.2015

Trump Says He Is Now Ready to Serve in Vietnam War as POTUS

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced today he was ready to serve in the Vietnam War. Trump said he received several deferments from the war for being too young to be command-in chief, but he has always had a strategy to win the Vietnam War and promised to share it only after he was elected president.

"I am now ready to fight the Viet Cong. The whole reason we lost that war was because I was not old enough to lead our armed forces as President of the United States," stated Trump.

Donald Trump speaking at the 2015 CPAC in Maryland on 2.27.2015. 
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

Trump added, "Well, good news. I am old enough now, and America will benefit from my leadership in Vietnam from my seat in the Oval Office."

The surly presidential candidate either could not hear the question about his deferments during the Vietnam War, or ignored it.

"You're going to see how I can beat the Viet Cong very easily and within a couple of weeks. Vote Trump," said Trump.

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