7.17.2015

New Reality Show to Include Glenn Beck, Limbaugh, O'Reilly

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, the Fox Broadcasting Company announced a new political reality show that will force contestants to work with each other respectfully to achieve common goals. "Work Together or Die" will take place in a wing of Bellevue Hospital in New York City, and boast contestants like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O'Reilly.

"In our new reality show Work Together or Die, contestants must find a way to work together on a whole host of daily tasks like eating a meal, using the toilet or shower, or being able to sleep on a bed," stated Fox spokesman Aidan Reese.

The Fox Broadcasting Company seal. (Photo Source)

Reese added, "If contestants cannot find a fair way to make sure everyone gets to eat, or use the toilet, or whatever, the whole group cannot progress to the next daily task until the issue is resolved."

"This reality show will provide Bellevue Hospital with an excellent opportunity to determine what makes these men tick, and assess whether or not we can stop that ticking," said Dr. Jan Krane.

Other contestants include Senator Mike Lee (R-UT), Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie (R), Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX-01), Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), and Sean Hannity.

Conservative radio host Alex Jones called his exclusion from the reality show "a government plot intended to destroy America."

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