7.26.2015

Mike Huckabee Says "I Prefer Hitler to Obama," Criticizes Iran Deal

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Former Governor of Arkansas and Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee announced today he much preferred Hitler to Obama, because Hitler "got good stuff done." Huckabee's remarks followed his scathing criticism of the nuclear deal President Obama brokered with Iran during which he stated Obama and Iran "will take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven."

"I just have to say it. I prefer Hitler to President Obama. The leader of the Third Reich never would have negotiated such a horrible agreement, and would have just attacked Iran in a beautiful blitzkrieg of death and destruction. Not Obama, though. He's trying real hard to prevent war," stated Huckabee, as his face grew red.

Mike Huckabee in New Hampshire in 2008 (Top Left; Photo:Craig Michaud ), and his hero
Adolf Hitler on a much needed vacation in France in June 1940 (Top Right).

Huckabee added, "Hitler was a highly competent right-wing hero who got good stuff done, unlike Obama who is just getting bad stuff done like healthcare for the poor. Hitler is totally one of my favorite conservative heroes, and I plan to model my Christian theocratic presidency after him."

An unidentified member of the press asked Huckabee if a large portion of the Jewish community in America was overreacting by condemning his mention of Israelis and ovens - a clear comparison between the Iran nuclear deal and the Holocaust of World War II.

"Yes. They absolutely are. Hitler made one little mistake with the Holocaust, which he may not have even known was happening, and now no one can make any comparisons to it. It's political correctness gone amok," replied Huckabee. "What is this, Nazi Germany?"

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