6.16.2015

Rubio Congratulates Tampa Bay Blackhawks for Stanley Cup Win

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Republican presidential candidate Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) congratulated the Tampa Bay Blackhawks for winning the Stanley Cup. The Blackhawks won Game 6 of the NHL Stanley Cup Final last night by scoring two unanswered goals.

"I just want to congratulate Tampa Bay for winning the Stanley Cup for the first time since 2004," said Rubio at a rally in some godforsaken place in Iowa.

The senator claimed to be a die-hard fan of the Blackhawks all of his life.

Marco Rubio speaking at the 2015 CPAC in Maryland on February 27, 2015.
(Photo: Gage Skidmore)

"I am looking forward to next season when my Tampa Bay Blackhawks will return to the playoffs and make Florida proud again," stated Rubio.

Rubio quickly transitioned back to politics and spoke about the connection between gay marriage and droughts.

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