Hillary Supports Automatic Voter Registration for Hillary Voters

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton announced today she is in favor of automatic voter registration for Hillary Clinton voters. The former Secretary of State also called out Republicans for their support of voter suppression efforts aimed at Democratic voters, but especially Hillary Clinton voters.

"The Republican Party has been pretty blatantly supportive of restricting the voting rights of groups that will not vote for its candidates. It seems to work for them so I thought my campaign could test it out during the Democratic primaries in 2016," stated Clinton.

"If you think I am going to allow some unkempt 73-year-old socialist from Vermont to take the presidency away from me you better think again," said Clinton, who was referring to Senator Bernie Sanders.

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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. (Above)
(Photo: U.S. Navy Petty Officer 1st Class Chad J. McNeeley)

A member of the press pool asked Clinton if she was concerned about Democratic presidential candidates Martin O'Malley, former governor of Maryland, and Lincoln Chafee, former governor of Rhode Island.

"Who?" asked Clinton.

Bernie Sanders responded to our request for comment by stating, "I don't think I'm unkempt."


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