"We have finally done it," said a triumphant Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY). "Republicans have found a way to give Americans the choice to stay in the United States and not be guaranteed healthcare or move to Canada with government subsidies if they insist on having healthcare."
Mitch McConnell and John Boehner. (Above) (Photo: Associated Press)
Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) was also impressed by the Republican alternative.
"Finally, we have a handle on this. Conservatives who rightly think people should go bankrupt due to medical bills, or die because they cannot afford healthcare, can be proud because we are definitely going back to that if the Supreme Court rules against Obamacare," said Boehner.
Boehner began to tear up when he added, "We honestly would rather help liberals move out of America than offer healthcare subsidies to people."
Fox News talking head Bill O'Reilly praised the Republican alternative to Obamacare and said it would leave more room in America for "the true Americans."