"Instead of checking the definition of my last name just focus on how I oppose all forms of pornography and want to make gay sex between consenting adults illegal," said Santorum.
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Rick Santorum speaking at the 2015 CPAC in Maryland on 2.27.2015. (Photo: Gage Skidmore) |
"I also think Obamacare is a conspiracy to kill Republicans and do not support abortion under any circumstances," stated Santorum, who spoke louder than before.
Santorum suddenly threw his hands up into the air and loudly stated, "Fine. My last name means 'the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.'"
The press conference ended abruptly and well before Santorum could finish explaining how unelectable he is.