5.15.2015

Reagan Preferred Presidential Candidate of Republican Voters

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Nil Admirari) - The ghost of President Ronald Reagan is the preferred presidential candidate of Republican primary voters by double digits in nearly every poll. Nancy Reagan, the widow of the former president, told the press today political observers are wrong when they claim it is impossible for a ghost to be president.

"The ghost of my husband can run the country. All we need to do is find the right person to span the physical and spiritual worlds, and I believe I have found that person," stated the former first lady.


Nancy Reagan's attention seemed to wander until a member of the press asked who she had found to represent her husband in the physical world.

"A lovely man named John Edward, who I have been using to speak with my husband every day. John would take the oath of office and live in the White House as he channels Ron," explained Nancy Reagan.

John Edward was unavailable for comment, but two sources have confirmed he will campaign around the country channeling the ghost of Reagan in 2016.

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