5.06.2015

Fox News Wants You to Know ISIS Everywhere

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Fox News warned the nation today the Islamic terrorist group ISIS is everywhere. The morning program Fox & Friends hosted terrorism expert Thad Raze, who painted a grim picture.

"I hate to tell you this America, but ISIS is everywhere and President Obama's socialist policies are definitely responsible," stated Raze, who did not elaborate on specifics for very good reasons.


"So you're saying ISIS is in all 50 states and Obama has done nothing to stop it? " asked Fox & Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade.  He appeared so shocked he had to place his Fox News coffee mug on the table in front of him. "That's unbelievable."

"I know. I hardly believe it myself, but Americans have to know some of the people in their very own neighborhoods - maybe even their own homes - are definitely members of ISIS," replied Raze.

Fox & Friends allowed Ann Coulter to speak during the subsequent debate on whether Obama was the worst president in history to ensure President Obama would have a "fair and balanced" hearing.

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